英语趣闻短篇

篇一：青春挽歌

Anthem for Doomed Youth

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?

Only the monstrous anger of the guns.

Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle

Can patter out their hasty orisons.

什麼样的丧钟，为那番惨死的人们响起?

只有毛骨悚然的短枪怒吼之声

只有喋喋不休的长枪结巴之声

可以仓促叨念出他们的死前祈祷

No mockeries for them;no prayers nor bells,

Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, ——

The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;

And bugles calling for them from sad shires.

没有虚伪的颂经，也没有祈祷和教堂钟声

没有哀悼的歌声，也省却丧礼的合唱诗班

嚎啕痛哭的炮弹，尖锐疯狂地齐声共鸣

悲哀的碉堡中，传出号令他们冲锋与撤退的军号

What candles may be held t

篇一：英语作文 运动与健康

作文：1.Health

2.What is the future medicine 3.My future plan as a medical student （三选一，不少200字，30 分）

Sports and Health

A healthy body is necessary for a healthy mind. As is known, to have a sound mind, we must first have a sound body. This is of vital importance. Only by keeping ourselves healthy and strong can we feel energetic and vigorous in studying and working and live a happy life.

To keep ourselves fit, physical exercise is the best way. In taking part in out-door sports, we are closer to nature and can take

篇一：英语幽默小故事

英语幽默小故事

Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

鸡蛋在哪里？

老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？

学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？

学生：在蛋糕里，先生

Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。

父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗？

儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？

I'm sorry

篇一：英语幽默小故事10篇.

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下：

Midway Tactics

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".中间战术

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减

篇一：英语童话故事

以自我介绍开始电话交谈：“Hello，this is Peter Jones. 如果你在接电话的时候对方没有表明他是谁，你可以说：“May I ask who's calling，please？”

Asking for someone / Making a request

如果你打电话给特定的某个人的话，那么你得用礼貌的问句来表达意图，例如“May I speak to Rachel Smith， please？”当你只知道分机号码却不知道人名的时候你可以说：“Could I have extension number 635？”但如果打电话是有特定的目的，那最好是这么说：“I'm calling to make a reservation.”

Holding and transferring

“Please hold”是电话语言中表示“等一下”。当你需要transferred（转接）到另一部分机，你常会听到：“Connecting your call…”或者“Please hold，I'll transfer you.”。如果你是在繁忙时段拨打某公司电话的话，你可能会听到简短的一句话，“Hello，plea

篇一：小马过河(英文童话故事)

小 马 过 河

春天到了，冰雪融化了。马妈妈叫小马送糕点给河对面的外婆，东西还真是有点多，一篮子满满的呢。

马妈妈给他装好之后，叫他一路上要小心，千万别掉了。小马心里在想，这么简单的事，我还做不好吗？出了门，走啊走啊，一路上树叶发芽了，天也变得好蓝了，还有很小鸟出来站在枝头玩了。小马和他们打招呼，说你们好呀，小动物们都很高兴见到小马。

他终于走到了河边，看到那水蓝蓝的，见不到底，就有点怕，这水应该好深吧，我能不能过去，会不会把我淹了呢。他抬头看一看周边有没有其它的动物。刚好前面有头牛在那边上吃草，他就走了过去说：“阿牛哥，请问这水深不深？我能不能自己一个人过去？”阿牛哥抬头看了看小马，然后说：“这水不深的，我过去的时候刚好到膝盖上面一点儿，但是这水有点冰，你下河的时候一定要走稳才好”。小白兔蹦过来大声说:”错了，这水很深很深，我们有只小黑兔昨天差点淹死了，所以我们家的兔子们都不敢过去了，只有结冰的时候敢过去。”小马说:”阿牛哥说这水不深，你又说深，到底要听哪一个人说的呀？”小马看了看牛和兔子的身高，他就明白了，原来我是可以过去的。小马很有信心对他们说：“我可以过去的,谢谢你们”。 小马慢慢的走了过去，到了河的对岸后和对

英语读物

A Tray of Ice Cubes

Daphne and Colin were spending Friday evening as they spent most Friday evenings – in front of the telly with a microwaved dinner and a bottle of sweet German wine, watching their favourite programme; a camcorder compilation of matrimonial mishaps and wedding-day disasters called The World s Worst Weddings .

Each programme treated its viewers to a parade of doomed brides tumbling down church steps, or skidding backwards and landing legs-in-the-air on dance floors.

Beautifully crafted, four-tiered weddi

英语读物

A Tray of Ice Cubes

Daphne and Colin were spending Friday evening as they spent most Friday evenings – in front of the telly with a microwaved dinner and a bottle of sweet German wine, watching their favourite programme; a camcorder compilation of matrimonial mishaps and wedding-day disasters called The World s Worst Weddings .

Each programme treated its viewers to a parade of doomed brides tumbling down church steps, or skidding backwards and landing legs-in-the-air on dance floors.

Beautifully crafted, four-tiered weddi

短篇小学英语演讲稿

演讲稿一：短篇小学英语演讲稿

still remember the Tatinic,though it's a big ship but it still sunk,so ,in my opinion ,the best ship is the friendship.

Everyone needs friends baceuse there are a lot of things that you can't deal with ypourself,and the friends judt make up for it.

friendship just likes the sun ,it can make you fell warm though in the cold winter,friendship just likes the water in the desert ,it can make you fell that in the world ,there still has hope .in a word ,the friendship

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篇一：初一英语日记带翻译

July 6 2009

It was the first day of our summer holiday. All of us were very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free.Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard studying. In winter holidays, I want to have full sleepand eat good food in order to replenish myself. Last but not the least, I will have a good rest.

这是第一天，我们的暑假。我们大家都非常高兴。为什么？因为我们有一个月的事我们都爱做的事。我们很空闲.虽然我们