绝望的主妇剧本台词

经典的语言,揭示生活的真理,能够使口语上一个更高的台阶

1.Every storm brings with it hope that somehow by morning, everything will be made clean again. And even the most troubling stains will have disappeared. Like the doubts over his innocence, or the consequence of his mistake, like the scars of his betrayal,or the memory of his kiss.So we wait for the storm to pass hoping for the best, even though we know in our hearts some stains are so indelible, nothing can wash them away.

每随风暴而来的是希望——不论如何，到了早晨，一切都会变干净，即使最顽固的污点也会消失。像对清白的疑惑，错误的结果，背叛的创伤，亲吻的记忆。我们等待着风

篇一：宋小宝小品《面子》台词

C 代表程野H 代表郝莎莎 S 代表宋小宝

C：媳妇（拥抱）

哎呀妈呀 本来吧 寻思跟你来一个亲热一下子 没想到 哎呀妈呀（左手捂眼）你这功夫不减当年哪 你这是

H：老公 给你整疼了吧

C：本来是要给你个惊喜的 你这家给我来个以武会友

H：给我惊喜 你要给我啥惊喜呀

C：最近最好看的电影知道是啥吗

H：啥呀

C：（表演一下功夫熊猫）

H：啊，功夫熊猫

C：对 对 对 对

H：呀，买票了，

C：两张 两张票

H：哎呀老公你太好了，

C：可费劲了，排队买的

H：啥时候的 几点的 赶紧去吧咱俩

C：不着急 吃完饭再去 来得急 我已经买回来了，就差吃了

H：买的啥呀？

C：买的是杭州 料理

H：你这不骗我呢吗 那是杭州料理吗 这不就小笼包吗

C：那个媳妇 你喜欢什么花

H：花呀

C：你说吧

H：我就喜欢两种花

C：哪两种说

H：一种是有钱儿花 还有一种是随便花

C：（尴尬）

媳妇 你真美

H：我哪儿美呀

C：你想得美

H：那么讨厌

C：不是 拿钱买花 还随便花

吃包子

H：（笑）吃点吧咱俩

门铃响……

H：谁

C：谁呀

S：是我

H：他是谁呀

C：完了

H：谁呀

C：单位那小宝来了

H：磨磨唧唧那小宝啊

C：不光是磨磨唧唧 长得还黑了吧糗那个 就他

H：哎呀我的妈呀 他咋又来了呢

C： 来

绝望的主妇中英文台词对照

-NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young. 我是Mary Alice Young。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.

come across: 偶然遇到 article: 文章 unusual: 不平常的

当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天。 Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life. normally：通常 newsworthy: 有新闻价值的 通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的。 That all changed last Thursday. change: 改变

但是上个星期四一切都改变了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first. of course: 当然 seem: 好

篇一：泰坦尼克号英语短剧剧本

旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）

Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.

Oscar: Hey! S

篇一：宋小宝甄嬛后传

甄嬛后传

道具：两把椅子

（太监上场，观众鼓掌）

太监：我是**艺术团团长，谢谢大家还记得我。我跟你们说（做委屈状），他们让我演个太监，你说我个团长，让我演个太医也行啊，让我演个太监，哎……没办法，团长说话不好使，。都混成这样咧……（观众鼓掌），谢谢大家这么捧我，不管怎么捧，我今天就是个助演。（朝后台喊）各位演员准备好了吗？（众人答，好了）掌声响起来，开始！！

太监：(细嗓音)肃静~~皇上为国操劳，日理万机，批阅奏折三天三夜没睡觉，老奴一直陪在身边，我现在都老困咧~听说皇上明日要出宫体察民情，微服私访，也不知道会带哪位妃子出宫啊~

丫鬟1：娘娘驾到~~（太监走到一边恭迎妃子，丫鬟扶着妃子进场） 肥肥娘娘：自打本宫进宫以来，就独得皇上恩宠，只因本宫才貌过人，满腹经纶（太监一旁做呕吐状），仅此而已~（妃子坐下）

丫鬟1：娘娘，您就是低调奢华有内涵~（太监继续做呕吐状，妃子丫鬟发现）呦~~~公公怀孕啦~

太监：您就别拿老奴说笑了，给娘娘请安，肥肥娘娘万福金安~ 肥肥：起来吧

太监：哎，没跪，（停顿）娘娘，您今日真是容光焕发啊（妃子做抚脸状），这美中不足就是眼圈有点黑啊

丫鬟1：能不黑吗，昨天斗了一宿地主，俩王四个二都没能出去

肥肥：（懊恼状对丫鬟）

篇一：年会相声剧本

年会相声剧本

甲: 今天我开心 乙:为什么啊！ 甲:你想想啊，今天是公司的年会。 乙:年会代表什么啊？ 甲:年会啊，就是有好吃的，好喝的，还有那么多的美女 乙:霍，就惦记着这个呢 甲:大家来自五湖四海的朋友，为了共同的目标，欢聚在此，满堂的欢声笑语，能不开心吗。 乙:是很高兴。 甲:哎，你说，如果每年搞上十几次年会，那该多好啊，有那么老些好吃的好喝的。 乙:哎，瞧瞧着肚子，你还吃啊看着样子怎么着也的好几个月了把 甲:三月零八天 乙:霍，人家腰围都论尺寸，你的腰围论天。 甲:吃喝那是次要的。 乙:那主要的是什么啊 甲:主要是要仔细观察， 乙:观察什么啊？ 甲:你看看在做的这么多美女看看有没有适合我的，下来好叫王晓庆给咱撮合撮合啊，你说对不对阿。 乙:这都什么素质阿，天天尽想这个。 甲:27年了都当了27年光棍了，我容易么我？（做哭状） 乙:霍，这光棍是当太久了。那就快点找一个呗，省得每天你瞎琢磨。 甲:你说得容易，有那么好找马？ 乙:小伙子也算是一表人才，找一个应该不难啊！ 甲:这不是咱们专业阿学疯狂石头里的话音怎么能不难啊，你想想我们是做什么的阿。 乙:我们是做IT的啊，高科技人才，这应该更好解决个人问题啊。 甲:什么高科技人

绝望的主妇第二季剧本-04,学习英语的绝佳教材哦。

Mary Alice Voiceover: Previously on "desperate housewives"...

Bree: The police dug up your father today.They think that somebody was poisoning him.Apparently,I'm a suspect.

Mary Alice Voiceover: Bree felt threatened by the past.

Carlos: Get the damn lawyer.

Gabrielle: Are you hitting on me?

Mary Alice Voiceover: Gabrielle was threatened by seduction.

Zach: Do you mean Julie?If I come back with you,then I can make it up to her. Susan: You should find your father first. Let me help.

Mary Alice Voic

Stylistic Analysis of an Extract of

Conversation in Desperate Housewives

Applicant：Ye Jialing

Supervisor：PengFei

Faculty：English Department,

Zhang Jiajie College

March 18, 2013

Ji Shou University, Zhang Jiajie College

Contents

摘 要............................................................................................................................. i Abstract ..........................................................................................................................ii

1.Introduction ...............................

学习英语的绝佳教材哦

1X01: PILOT

Original Airdate on ABC: October 3, 2004

OPEN ON: [EXT. WISTERIA LANE --- MORNING]

(A school bus drives up the road. Friendly "Good Morning" are exchanged between neighbours. A woman pushes a baby carriage along, while a car pulls out of a driveway and drives down the road. GABRIELLE jogs past a fence on the sidewalk. Pan to:(EXT.YOUNG HOUSE - FRONT YARD) (MAR, and smells a flower, smiling faintly.)

NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across a

学习英语的绝佳教材哦

1X01: PILOT

Original Airdate on ABC: October 3, 2004

OPEN ON: [EXT. WISTERIA LANE --- MORNING]

(A school bus drives up the road. Friendly "Good Morning" are exchanged between neighbours. A woman pushes a baby carriage along, while a car pulls out of a driveway and drives down the road. GABRIELLE jogs past a fence on the sidewalk. Pan to:(EXT.YOUNG HOUSE - FRONT YARD) (MAR, and smells a flower, smiling faintly.)

NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across a