美国人辨别中国人的86种方法！戳中你了吗？

美国人辨别中国人的86种方法！戳中你了吗？

86 Ways to know if you are Chinese!

美国人的聪明才智还真是发挥在生活中每个芝麻绿豆里呢！ 1. You look like you are 18.你看起来好像才18岁。 （东方人普遍看起来比较年轻啊） 2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡爪。

3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins. 你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍。 (他们都是直接切掉的)

4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.

你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设。 5.You sing karaoke. 你唱K。

(唐人街才有的玩意儿)

6.Your house is covered with tile. 你的房子铺的是瓷砖。 (老外都是木板)

7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film ofgrease. 你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂。 (爱炒东西的缘故吧)

8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的炉子上面有铝箔。

9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 你的遥控器外包着塑料。

10.You'venever kissed your mom or dad. 你从没吻过你父母。

11.You've never hugged your mom or dad. 你从没抱过你父母。

12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. 你的视觉想象力低于20/500。

13.You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your \glasses\

你戴隐形眼镜,这样才能避免戴你的\瓶底眼镜\。 （中国人的眼镜真的都那么厚吗？）

14.You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年级开始就戴眼镜了。

15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后头发会竖起来。

16.You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些毋庸置疑的事情辩论。 17.You love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券。

18.You drive around looking for the cheapestpetrol. 你为了最便宜的汽油费不惜开着车子到处找。

19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位。 20.Youtake showers at night. 你晚上洗澡。

(许多美国人都是早上洗)

21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃。

22.You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room. 你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房。

23.Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male. 如果你是男人,那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少。 24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 别人为你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子。

25.You say \你经常说\哎(二声)呀(四声)\和\哇(四声)\。

26.You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.

你不喜欢系安全带因为安全带让你感觉不舒服。

27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines, and black jack. 你喜欢拉斯维加斯、老虎机和二十一点。

(中国人好赌,地球人都知道)

28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can reuse the paper.

你细心地打开你的圣诞节礼物,因为你要留着包装纸再用。

29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.

你只会在圣诞节后买圣诞卡,因为打五折。

30.Youhave a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table. 你的厨房桌子上有一条抹布。

31.You spit bones and other food craps on the table.That's why youneed the vinyl tablecloth.

你把骨头和其他东西都吐在桌子上,所以你必须有抹布。

32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 你的电冰箱存着一万年前的食物。

33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗机当碗橱。

34.You have never used your dishwasher. 你从来没用过你的洗碗机。

35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一个热水瓶里面永远装着热水。 36.You eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在厨房吃饭。

37.You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. 你把用过的塑料袋、锡纸和锡盘都留着。 38.You have a piano in your living room. 你客厅里有一架钢琴。

39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).

你会在餐桌上剔牙,但手遮着嘴。

40.You twirl your pen around your fingers. 你会转笔。

41.You hate to waste food. 你讨厌浪费食物。

42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftoverchicken wing. 你冰箱里有三口剩饭或一个鸡翅。

43.You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefullyrinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

你其实从来都不用特百惠，你的碗柜里全是洗干净的黄油盒、外带餐盒和果酱瓶。

44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 你还把果酱瓶当水杯用。

45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you

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