搞笑的中国式英语

1) We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁啊?

2) You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers, together up! 你有种.我要给你点颜色瞧瞧.兄弟们,一起上!

3) As far as you go to die!!!

有多远,死多远!!!

4) Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, go home!!

有事起奏,无事退朝!

5) You me you me!

彼此彼此!

6) You give me stop!

你给我站住!

7) Know is know; no know is no know.

知之为知之,不知为不知...

8) watch sister

表妹

9) Dragon born dragon; chicken born chicken; mouse's son can make hole. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞.

10) I give you face and you don't want face. You lose your face; I turn my face. 给你脸你不要脸.你丢脸,我翻脸.

11)one car come and one car go: two car peng peng; people die.

车祸现场描述.

12) heart flower angry open

心花怒放

13) Go past, no mistake past.

走过路过,不要错过.

14) If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条!

15) You have two down son.

你有两下子.

16) Good good study; day day up! 好好学习,天天向上!

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